Why You’ll Never Have to Burn Microwave Popcorn at the Office Again

I can’t believe this is “a thing.” It’s not a joke but a real practical product. PooPourri is on the market, allowing anyone with a functioning digestive track to mask the scent of their “number 2” by spraying the product in the toilet bowl prior to doing their business. Hmm, are you kicking yourself yet for not thinking of this idea first?